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Friday, August 20, 2004  

I Can't Believe It Either


I'm going to Disneyworld. It's a do-with-me-what-you-will thing. Give me a week. A week of killer ideas undocumented, unsaved, unshared. Maybe I'll whisper them to Snoopy. Or the Care Bears. Or Predator. One of those 150% lifesize creatures, anyway.

I better watch my back, though. The dude was acquitted, but still.

It will be a break from the 30% lifesize creatures of American politics at least. I'd like to whisper some things to them, too, but the crouching gets tiring. And the sunlight pouring out their ears can be hard on the eyes.

Anybody But Everybody 2004.

8:28 PM

Thursday, August 19, 2004
 

Why Dickens Came From England


My pal Matt called me from England to console me on my miserable week, which is ending better than it began. How could it not? He cheered me up most when he wasn't trying. He was updating me on the cast of players at his job and mentioned that they had two Daves on the payroll, one of whom had no legs. To differentiate the Daves, one of them, and I won't tell you which, is called Dave Nolegs.

Matt told me that Dave Nolegs was born with boneless legs, so off they went. Dave is a smart and fun-loving lad who gets around in a chair sometimes and sometimes on artificial legs. But he is using the chair mostly at the moment, as he recently broke one of his artificial legs falling off the pool table he was dancing on.

Matt has been bugging me to visit him since he moved back a year ago. Now I want to.

11:39 PM

Tuesday, August 17, 2004
 

Boy on Boy Vs Girl on Girl


The number two and number three pics on the Yahoo most downloaded list. These standings are like New Jersey governors, they could flip at any minute.

The current number one picture, FYI. Note the sexual overtones in it as well.

1:44 PM

 

Thai Buried Paul


"People who smoke a lot of dope end up writing worse and worse songs, and they don't know it."
--Little Steven Van Zandt

I can't recall that Little Steven ever wrote any good songs himself, but this is the truest single line of rock criticism ever spoken.

12:44 AM

Monday, August 16, 2004
 

Peace Plan


1. Israel agrees to return all of Golan to Syria in exchange for a permanent end to hostilities and the cessation of Syrian support for anti-Israeli forces in Lebanon.

2. On the appointed day of the handover, Israel shows up with Golan Cipel in a cage and releases him to his new Syrian owners.

3. There is scattered laughter among those assembled. In the entire world only the people of New Jersey really appreciate the gag.

4. The killing continues.

5. Under cover of the resumed hostilities the Syrian President, Bashar Assad, takes Cipel back to Damascus with him.

6. Four years later President Assad calls a hurried news conference.

7. Everyone has a good laugh.

8. Peace breaks out.

9. Except in Northern Ireland and Sri Lanka.

10. Sri Lanka is given up as a lost cause, and Golan Cipel is air freighted to Belfast with scant expectations. He isn't getting any younger, afterall.


2:26 PM