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Friday, June 24, 2005  

Wars Not Wars


On a purely semantic level, War Is Not The Answer must be the most logically unsupportable slogan/bumpersticker ever. All statements of the type "A" is not the answer are similarly doomed. They will all fall on their own swords, get ground into the earth by their own ploughshares. Choke to death on their own unchewable tails. Be Isadora Duncaned by their own too extensive neck warmers:

Q: What is not the answer?
A: War.


4:58 PM

Wednesday, June 22, 2005
 

Ooze Descending A Staircase


Industrial music robber baron Monte Cazazza has never meant very much to me, but he took a giant bounce in my estimation when I read this:

Cazazza's reputation was spawned at Oakland College of Arts and Crafts when for his first sculpture assignment he created a cement "waterfall" down the main stairway of the building, making it permanently impassable and got the boot on the second day of school.


3:02 AM

Tuesday, June 21, 2005
 

Shame? I Know No Shame


What happens in Aruba stays in Aruba.


10:06 PM

 

Epissedemology


Some things you learn and never forget.

Some things you'll never know.

Some things you know then forget you knew them.

Some things you learn then forget, then learn again and remember that you'd forgotten them. Like last Friday when I was pushing a handtruck piled with cases of beer, wine and liquor through the city streets, something I used to do all the time, but that I hadn't done in years. The amount of phatic witticism this act engenders is truly remarkable, though I'd forgotten all about it. The comments are so numerous as to be astonishing and so lame as to be completely unmemorable except for the general phenomenon of them. They are all variations on late (or is it early?) adolescent-male alcohol badinage, and they all come from grown men in their 20's to 80's. Beer deliverymen must be driven almost insane by the constant barrage. I'm going to ask the next one I meet about it, send him completely over the edge.


3:16 PM