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I use my influence very sparingly now, as it is so mighty. But others recognize my dormant powers and put me on their email lists. Just today Christy Setzer of Senatemajority.com informed a select few thousand of us about Sen. James Inhofe's family-braggin' moment in the semi-annual marriage amendment re-debate, de-rebate. I pass it along to those of you not so connected as myself:
During today's same-sex marriage amendment debate, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) used a prop of a blown-up photo of his family (some 20 people or so). Gesturing towards the photo, he said:
{14:24:36} (MR. INHOFE) (NOT AN OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT }AS YOU SEE HERE, AND I THINK THIS IS MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT PROP WE'LL HAVE DURING THE ENTIRE DEBATE, MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED 47 YEARS. WE HAVE 20 KIDS AND GRANDKIDS. I'M REALLY PROUD TO SAY THAT IN THE RECORDED HISTORY OF OUR FAMILY, WE'VE NEVER HAD A DIVORCE OR ANY KIND OF A HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP.
The operative word here is "recorded". The Senator is, I'm sure, familiar with the concept of "off the record". That's where all the really interesting stuff happens and gets said. According to Skinny Jim's official bio:
Inhofe and his wife, Kay, are members of the First Presbyterian Church of Tulsa and have been married for 46 years. They have four grown children and twelve grandchildren.
So discounting the patri and matri-archs there are sixteen chances that at least one of the lesser Inhofes got a little not-fit-for-the-flyleaf-of-the-family-bible action somewhere along the line. Given the numbers and the locale let me go on the record and point to another important prop, a home-baked statistical pie chart and accompanying two color graph proving, to my own complete and utter satisfaction, there ain't no possible way Tulsa has let us down in this regard. I will further attest and affirm there ain't no way the First Presbyterian Church of Tulsa has let us down either. It would so violate the odds of god, man and powerpoint.
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