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I know I know why it does, but I'm too lazy (and heartbroken, of course) to explain it to myself right now.
(Via BoingBoing, which finds the jujitsu-scam amusing and clever. Clever it is, oh so.)
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Limbaugh's Hardon for Clinton
Rush "Poppers" Limbaugh tells a joke which demonstrates the truism that we often hate those we really want to be:
Limbaugh joked about the search on his radio show Tuesday, saying Customs officials didn’t believe him when he said he got the pills at the Clinton Library and he was told they were blue M&Ms. He later added, chuckling: “I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it.”
If wishes were fishes, that would be an imaginary, talking (and lying) one. And who here believes Rush doesn't know a real M&M when he sees one, could sniff out a fake from across the room and through a closed door?
There's no mention of Limbaugh's curious vacation and excess-baggage return over at the Corner. Which silence they could maybe play off as conservativish decorum regarding failings in the private sphere. Except that they only seem to get decorous when it comes to other mod cons falling down. And the Clinton line above would revoke that politesse, even if it were real and ever present, by reason of its very public, and quite insane, self-justification/obfuscation. It's the rhetorical/jocular/logical/ethical equivalent of Roy Cohn yelling "queer" in a crowded gaybar.
Blogcritics grabs headline of the day with their entry (if only they'd stopped with the headline):
A line I wish to preserve here in the anarchives.
11:47 PM
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Sunday, June 25, 2006
The American Movie Musical: Its Rebirth and Redeath
Most remarkable cinema dancing in fifty years or so (the stick toss alone would be worth nine dollars at the AMC, and be the only thing worth nine dollars there). Most remarkable natural lighting in the history of film making, period. The downtown carriage ride in the Magnificent Ambersons is a distant second.
The Bronx can add twenty more yards of sacred sidewalk to its tally.
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