Global Warming Imperils Fortress of Solitude

I make a little joke at the London Times' expense a few days ago and now they are furtively, but unmistakably, mocking me (and Team Reality) via headline semaphore:

Superman Widow Dies of Cancer at 45

Blue Oyster Cult References Should Be Noted in the Headline*

Anne Bancroft Has Risen from the Grave

*And explained in an endnote.