We Are the Gambians

Popbitch, the British music gossipist, had a group of blind items pertaining to the disreputable activities of various WAGS. Such as:

A tabloid has photos of which WAG snorting cocaine off the tip of her ex-boyfriend's penis? They've told her they won't publish if she gives them exclusive access and stories.

There was a strong (and slow) whiff of soccer to the items, but I couldn't figure out (or recall) what a WAG was. So I asked the acronym finder, and among its results I saw my answer, oddly stated though it was:

WAG Wives and Girlfriends (of the English Football team)

I was a girlfriend of the English Fotball team once. But never a wife. The closest I ever got legal-relation-wise was maybe an uncle.

I enjoyed the the complete list of WAGS. It's the world in a grain of sand, the cosmos in a cup of tea. It's the motor vehicles department in Banjul. But isn't everything?

Wild Ass Guess
Gambia (international vehicle registration)
Welsh Assembly Government
Walgreen Co (stock symbol)
Water Alternating Gas (water/gas injection)
Web Advisory Group
What A Guy
Women's Artistic Gymnastics
Wives and Girlfriends (of the English Football team)
Waste Area Grouping
Watershed Advisory Group
Watershed Assistance Grant
Wireless Access Gateway
Washington Avenue Grill (White Rock, BC, Canada)
Wireless Application Gateway
Widely Attended Gathering
Wireless Athens Group
Weapons Attack Guide
World Area Grid
Wellsville, Addison, and Galeton Railroad Corporation
Worldwide Analysis Group (wagsys.com)
Wise Ass Grin