The Eastern Edge of Downtown

Coleman vows help for dad cited for lewd conduct

The 81-year-old father of U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman was cited for lewd conduct and indecent exposure Tuesday for allegedly having sex in a vehicle with a 38-year-old woman, according to a police report.

Police responded to a call early Tuesday evening and arrested Norman Bertram Coleman Sr. and the woman, Patrizia Marie Schrag of St. Paul, outside a pizza restaurant on the eastern edge of downtown St. Paul.

...Sen. Coleman, R-Minn., issued a statement Wednesday that said:

"I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help."

Seek no further, daddy-o.

Drudge In Heat

Drudge featured a link (with pix) to the News of the World's squalid expose of a recent George Michael sexual escapade in Hampstead Heath. Surely this qualifies (more than qualifies--recommends) Drudge for the same kind of treatment. Pursuit and capture (on film and in quotes) of Drudge in the throes of whatever passion he's inclined to. Pity the passion.

I hope the leftoid blogosphere takes up the chase, though the chase might come to consist of tailing Drudge while he drives in slow, jerking circles around Ann Coulter's warren. What a silly, slimey bitch Drudge is.