Feschrift in Honor of the English Language

Our president speaks. His opening line:

The recent arrests that our fellow citizens are now learning about are a stark reminder that this nation is at war with Islamic fascists who will use any means to destroy those of us who love freedom, to hurt our nation.

Every word out of the man's mouth is a stark reminder.

The President didn't say Islamic Fascists so much as Islamic Faschistissses. If a native-grown fascist movement should spring up in Massachussets any time in the near future, we can look forward to even more intricate sibalant riffing by the big bebopper.