Sexed U Up

I believe it is a settled point of the American language, settled through hugger-mugger plebiscite of 30,000,000 nimble-fingered yankee teenagers, that the past tense of the verbal "text" is "text". We might be able to bring this anomaly in line with standard grammatical practice by commanding that the past tense of "text" be written as "texed". The force of this command might prove wanting, however.

I Loved the Lindbergh Baby and He Loved Me

Catch me if you can, coppers.

Sorry, Bruno.

Behold the colorful story of our l'amour secret and star-crossed elopement (I'm in shadow in the first panel). Ahhhh, to be held again by you just once, my over-wiggly child.