The Scaffold Critic
Looks like Hollywoodland has cooked up another self-referential, mytho-prosaical blockbuster.
I was talking to my friend Biz:
Biz (2:24:59 AM): okay well me jeet and some people went to see hollywoodland last night and the movies was so boring .. he wasn't sitting next to me at first, but we were the only ones in the theater so he went over to the corner to smoke a cigarette and climb on the scaffolding behind the screen and when he was finished he came back and sat next to me and the movie was so boring i just thought about him the whole time and got kinda excited .. yea i just realized how horrible a story that was
Me(2:25:37 AM): u were the ONLY ones in the theater?
Me(2:25:51 AM): thats a great story actually
Biz(2:26:04 AM): ohhh no !! there was this lady but she was slumped down in her seat and we didn't know she was there
Biz(2:26:21 AM): and when jeet started climbing behind the screen she said she would tell the movie people if he didn't stop